Pole Joke

Abe: wat's a pole joke?
Abe: P J
Abe: what's an imaginary pole joke?
Abe: P+iJ
Abe: so, was the joke funny?
Abe: of course not, the J is imaginary
Rachna: lol that was the most 'complex' joke ever!

Damnit!

I liked Colby.

Food!

Lunch was good today.



This one calls for chopped cilantro and mint, salt, pepper, all spice, garlic powder, and crushed red chili flakes for the marinade. To get the veggies to cook well, lay them under the chicken so they can absorb the flavors, as well as not overcook.

Comedy Night Gem - 5

"You know how Bush says that he's the moral compass for this nation? Well the problem is that compasses are supposed to point north, and his points to the middle east!"

My idea of a bumper sticker

"I'm smarter than your damn honor student"

Pickup line guaranteed to work on Indian chicks

"Hi, I'm an electrical engineer from Stanford with a 4.0 GPA"

Comedy Night Gem - 4

What do you think porn looks like for dogs? It's a picture of a man's leg!