The Soju Greatest Hits Collection

On occasion of the Mad One's birthday :

Soj: u and ur crazy talk
Soj: i think theres a carbon monoxide leak at ur place
Soj: i suggest u leave immediately...preferably out ur window

UmMm oK says: u have issues
UmMm oK says: i suggest therapy and an overdose of sedatives

Soj: fake ur own death
Soj: u could start anew
Soj: you could be john aby

Soj: i just took a test
Soj: i was WRONG ABY I WAS WRONG
Soj: guess how old they said my 'inner child' is
Soj: 10
Soj: freakin 10
Soj: not 13
Soj: o well, i guess this clears up some issues :-)
Soj: The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost in a good book, or giggling with my best friend, I live in a world apart, one full of adventure and wonder and other stuff adults don't understand.