Comedy Night Gem - 3

"I've noticed that the older men get, the slower they drive....by high schools."

Kathi #1

"I think I've lost an electron", one atom said to the other.
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."

He lives in you

This is one way to keep a memory of a loved one. Snort him.

If you want a really shitty broadband connection

You should try Google's latest offering.

I'll save you the trouble and remind you that today is April Fool's.